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"Why don’t many people bake bread?"

"Because it’s a very kneady process!"

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homosexual-diglett:

IF A PLANT IS SAD DO THE OTHER PLANTS PHOTOSYMPATHIZE WITH IT

(Source: lotion-commotion)

"What time is it?"
                                         “11:08”
“Eleven-oate? That’s
Not proper IUPAC
naming!”

"…I’m so sorry."

"What’s up, DOG?"                                              “Not much, I’m not FURRY busy.”
"Can you do me a favor?"                                              “What does it enTAIL?”
"My phone died, but I need to talk to my wife. Can you COLLAR for me?”                                              “Oh, throw me a BONE here.”"It’ll be a WALK in the PARK.”                                              “I think you need to loosen the LEASH a                                                        bit.”"DOG-gone it!You’re imPAWsible!”                                                  

"What’s up, DOG?"
                                              “Not much, I’m not FURRY busy.”

"Can you do me a favor?"
                                              “What does it enTAIL?”

"My phone died, but I
need to talk to my wife.
Can you COLLAR for me?”
                                              “Oh, throw me a BONE here.”
"It’ll be a WALK in the
PARK.”
                                              “I think you need to loosen the LEASH a                                                        bit.”
"DOG-gone it!
You’re imPAWsible!”
                                                  

Maybe it’ll get fixed up by J.D. Salvager.

Maybe it’ll get fixed up by J.D. Salvager.

But what if he’s berry, berry sorry?

But what if he’s berry, berry sorry?

Oh, I habenero before. 

Oh, I habenero before. 

So it’s a day late, but we have chosen the winner of our logo contest! This submission is entitled, “The Punster.”
(Hint: It’s a hipster made out of puns.)

As always, thanks for following! 

So it’s a day late, but we have chosen the winner of our logo contest! This submission is entitled, “The Punster.”

(Hint: It’s a hipster made out of puns.)

As always, thanks for following! 

I wonder if it conducts electricity, because it sure is SHOCKING!

I wonder if it conducts electricity, because it sure is SHOCKING!