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Where does hair go to church?

At the Cysteine Chapel.

barricadefairytales:

loveprideanddeepfriedchicken:

I think I’ll try defining gravity

THIS IS THE PUN OF ALL PUNS EVERYBODY CAN GO HOME NOW

barricadefairytales:

loveprideanddeepfriedchicken:

I think I’ll try defining gravity

THIS IS THE PUN OF ALL PUNS EVERYBODY CAN GO HOME NOW

clint and sam compliment each other on their hotness and then engage in a round of bird puns.
    ↳ “aww, thanks, clint. you’re not bad looking yourself.” “aww shucks, sam. i’m blushing.”

(Source: waywardspysassins)

life-of-a-latin-student:

Alternate title for Homer’s Iliad?

Of Mycenaean Men

gettysburgaddress:

gettysburgaddress:

Who was the biggest jokester in George Washington’s army?

Laughayette

I’m so ashamed of this.

georgetakei:

From Nerdgasm:

Pi Arrrrg Squared.

georgetakei:

From Nerdgasm:

Pi Arrrrg Squared.

girldoesnothing:

tonidorsay:

I travel the world for the perfect tea
Everybody’s looking for Darjeeling

Some of them want to infuse you
Some of them want to be infused by you

girldoesnothing:

tonidorsay:

I travel the world for the perfect tea

Everybody’s looking for Darjeeling

Some of them want to infuse you

Some of them want to be infused by you

(Source: georgetakei)